Michael Woodhead


Written & Composed by Michael Woodhead
Copyright © 1980, 2017

Avon calling

My girl can't stand to be
Without her Eau de Vie
"Avon calling" is what she wants to hear

I know she's really cute
I still think she's a beaut
"Avon calling" is still her resolute

Can I interest you in a few cosmetics
There's eye-liner, and lip-liner
Eye lashes, cold cream
Lipstick and rouge and a bottle of steam

I wish she wouldn't be
In need of Eau de Vie
"Avon calling" - what's it done to me?

Avon calling

Inspired by my wife, Lana
who used to be an Avon Representative
in the late 1970s, early 1980s